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Jun. 1st, 2011 08:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wander_realtaiApparently, it is my sacred duty in this household to clean up after everyone's sacred ass.
Break a coffee mug in a thousand pieces all over the kitchen floor? Get Amy to clean it up for you.
Eat something on a plate? Just drop it in the sink, without scraping the excess food/napkins/snotty tissues/regurgitated food beforehand (as Amy would not want you to go to such trouble), and Amy will HAPPILY wash your dish for you.
Spill a gallon of milk all over the floor and top it off with a nice, shiny maraschino cherry? Amy will come running with a mop.
Dump a trash can that is inevitably filled with such wondrous and amazing things as rotten banana peels and more snotty tissues and the spoiled leftovers from last week? Who ya gonna call? AMY!
Amy is currently on vacation. This vacation will be for an indeterminate amount of time. If anyone who resides in this house wishes to contact Amy for any reason, your means of communication will spontaneously self destruct in a highly combustible fashion upon attempt to activate. Amy advises that aforementioned communication device not be held near head or any other particularly important part of the anatomy, and will deny any cause of liability should any damage to head or important anatomy, or any anatomy, ensue.
P.S., my old computer hates me. *glares at it threateningly*
No, really. It does. It just tried to freeze again while I was typing this. LIKE IT HEARD ME. *glares at it some more* The only reason I'm using this laptop instead of my other, MUCH BETTER one, is that my other is all hooked up to mouse and speakers and Wacom tablet at my desk and I wanted to sit in a comfy chair to write, drink a glass of wine, and listen to music.
Break a coffee mug in a thousand pieces all over the kitchen floor? Get Amy to clean it up for you.
Eat something on a plate? Just drop it in the sink, without scraping the excess food/napkins/snotty tissues/regurgitated food beforehand (as Amy would not want you to go to such trouble), and Amy will HAPPILY wash your dish for you.
Spill a gallon of milk all over the floor and top it off with a nice, shiny maraschino cherry? Amy will come running with a mop.
Dump a trash can that is inevitably filled with such wondrous and amazing things as rotten banana peels and more snotty tissues and the spoiled leftovers from last week? Who ya gonna call? AMY!
Amy is currently on vacation. This vacation will be for an indeterminate amount of time. If anyone who resides in this house wishes to contact Amy for any reason, your means of communication will spontaneously self destruct in a highly combustible fashion upon attempt to activate. Amy advises that aforementioned communication device not be held near head or any other particularly important part of the anatomy, and will deny any cause of liability should any damage to head or important anatomy, or any anatomy, ensue.
P.S., my old computer hates me. *glares at it threateningly*
No, really. It does. It just tried to freeze again while I was typing this. LIKE IT HEARD ME. *glares at it some more* The only reason I'm using this laptop instead of my other, MUCH BETTER one, is that my other is all hooked up to mouse and speakers and Wacom tablet at my desk and I wanted to sit in a comfy chair to write, drink a glass of wine, and listen to music.
